You know what really grinds my gears...
Michael Adams, Assistant Editor-in-Chief
Issue date: 11/20/09 Section: Opinion
Ok, so I'm back at it again with another rant. This time it's about the good old English language, but more specifically, the people that have great idears. Yep-idears. Maybe these people with great idears have visited Chiner-it's in Asier, ya know? Better yet, these same people with great idears have an even better idear: they think we should have another President. Barack Obama should not have won the election. Well, then who should have won? Duh, his evil brother, Barack Obamer.
I don't mean to completely take a stab at people that add 'er' to any word ending in 'a' (ok, so maybe I do), but I'm guilty of not pronouncing my T's--it's a Vermont thing. Go ahead, bash me for it, but at least I don't add letters to words that aren't even there. It's like caramel-not carmel. Sorry, but you must have missed that second 'a' there. Yeah, it's been there for centuries. Hard to believe, I know.
When it all comes down to it, you don't have great idears. That's like an electronic deer. There you go Apple, make an iDeer-people in New England would love it! I just don't get it. I know you probably got it from your mom or your dad, but you can read. You know there is no 'er' on the end of idea and you know there is a second 'a' in caramel. So please, I ask of you, continue to think of great ideas on your trip to Asia, and make note that we will continue, and always have had, one President. His name is Barack Obama. He probably likes caramel sauce on his ice cream.
I don't mean to completely take a stab at people that add 'er' to any word ending in 'a' (ok, so maybe I do), but I'm guilty of not pronouncing my T's--it's a Vermont thing. Go ahead, bash me for it, but at least I don't add letters to words that aren't even there. It's like caramel-not carmel. Sorry, but you must have missed that second 'a' there. Yeah, it's been there for centuries. Hard to believe, I know.
When it all comes down to it, you don't have great idears. That's like an electronic deer. There you go Apple, make an iDeer-people in New England would love it! I just don't get it. I know you probably got it from your mom or your dad, but you can read. You know there is no 'er' on the end of idea and you know there is a second 'a' in caramel. So please, I ask of you, continue to think of great ideas on your trip to Asia, and make note that we will continue, and always have had, one President. His name is Barack Obama. He probably likes caramel sauce on his ice cream.
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